bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
ttyl tear gas
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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