I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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