TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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