matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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