So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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