i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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