Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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