I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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