She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
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