Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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