We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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