I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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