You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I'm really busy with my period
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