you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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