He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
