she looked like the bat from fern gully.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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