white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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