if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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