And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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