you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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