Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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