You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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