thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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