i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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