is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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