Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
