Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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