Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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