ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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