on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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