your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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