My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just pee around me
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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