He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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