I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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