I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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