It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Randomize
