: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Someone signed my nipple.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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