He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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