Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
3 2 1 whiskey
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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