If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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