Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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