But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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