"it" just moved
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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