Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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