So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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