Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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