okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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