it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I love you. Go after that dick
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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