Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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