Well douche your snatch and let's go!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Are my feet made of real feet?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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