my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
