yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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